you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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