So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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