ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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