I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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