I wanna bring you to show and tell
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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