You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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