too bad you live with your parents still
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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