Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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