does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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