guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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