Those balls look pretty dangerous.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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