In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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