My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
