Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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