Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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