We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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