in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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