Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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