I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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