in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
In America we eat man semen.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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