as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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