I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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