If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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