nutella sex= disaster
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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