the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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