kristin has been a bad kristin
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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