I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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