I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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