At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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