Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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