you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I wannas sexs uuuuu
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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