whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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