We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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