ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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