it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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