best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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