Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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