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you win
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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