Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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