The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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