Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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