if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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