I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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