you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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