I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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