Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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