yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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