the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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