i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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