Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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