Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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