Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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