She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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