That's intense
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
