She said her name was "party"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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