Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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